So I sleep all morning, waste my time, and then I can't find anything to wear, and look like crap all day... Frizzy hair, gross teeth (oops, maybe forgot to brush), pale and acne smeared, not to mention age marks already..... erg... baggy clothes, because of course, i'm fat too... can't i get a break? where the hell is my fairy god mother?
Okay, then, i never do my laundry, so I'm never caught up, and my dog eats all my clothes because they are covered in my body odor and I'm too lazy to clean too... Yes, I am quite the catch. So how the hell does a girl with soooo many flaws fix herself from this bull?
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